King Tut (tutankhamen) wrote,
King Tut

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You may be wondering why I'm so cranky. Well, besides the fact that I am dead, there are other annoyances I have had to deal with.

For instance, how would you feel about your corpse being dragged around the fucking world, day after day (looking like a MESS, at that)? For the love of Amun Ra, have some mercy! I look like absolute fucking shit and do not wish to be seen by a scarab, let alone plastered all over international newspapers!

Or how about having scientists remove and dissect one of your testicles to study it, and then have it graciously re-attached? Pardon ME. PERVERTS!!

Wow. It's not easy being the world's most famous archaeological discovery.

*kicks sarcaphogus lid*
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