King Tut (tutankhamen) wrote,
King Tut

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Here, Boy!

A few days ago, I got to have a chat with Anubis. I caught him on a rare instant, while he was lapping water out of a bowl and gnawing upon a large camel bone.

I asked him how the death toll was lately. Anubis just barked.

Well. That's what *I* get for trying to hold a conversation with a farking DOG.

Do me a favour, boy. Ask Osiris how long he expects me to stay in this dump (he's so hard to get an appointment with-fucker). Frankly, I'm getting just a little fed up. This place is filthy, the food's horrible, and I tire of these fucking Arabian carpets.

There'll be another camel bone in it for you, if you help me out!
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