King Tut (tutankhamen) wrote,
King Tut

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You know, since I have all the time in the world to think, I've been thinking about the regret I feel for wasting so much of my life preparing for my death. I was barely around for 19 years....and what did I accomplish? I got myself a bigass tomb.

The number of parties I missed because I was too busy taking sarcaphogus measurements, nauseates me. And for what? To eternally lie here in a box, being dragged from city to city so people can stare at my petrified toes. Moving moving, moving. Can a guy EVER get some sleep anymore?!

Let me tell you a secret:

The afterlife is HIGHLY fucking overrated.
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