For instance, how would you feel about your corpse being dragged around the fucking world, day after day (looking like a MESS, at that)? For the love of Amun Ra, have some mercy! I look like absolute fucking shit and do not wish to be seen by a scarab, let alone plastered all over international newspapers!
Or how about having scientists remove and dissect one of your testicles to study it, and then have it graciously re-attached? Pardon ME. PERVERTS!!
Wow. It's not easy being the world's most famous archaeological discovery.
*kicks sarcaphogus lid*